Dirt & Tonic
Product features
- Sturdy ceramic with a glossy finish
- Vivid print that resists fading through microwave and dishwasher cycles
- Available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz sizes
- Lead- and BPA-free for daily, confident use
Care instructions
- Microwave-safe for easy reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for low-effort cleanup
- Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$14.99 (11oz) – $16.99 (15oz) – $18.99 (20oz)
Not including shipping and tax.
Limited batch — printed just for you.
Gardening: Because murder is wrong. — Funny Ceramic Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz, 20oz)
Some people do yoga. Some people meditate. You garden. Because, well, murder is wrong.
This sturdy, glossy ceramic mug is for the woman who knows dirt therapy is the best therapy — and who isn’t afraid to joke about why. Whether it’s holding your morning coffee, an afternoon tea, or a little something stronger after a long day of wrestling weeds and biting your tongue. The comfortable, classic shape feels just right in tired, dirt-stained hands.
Microwave-safe, so you can reheat that same cup three times when you get distracted deadheading roses. Dishwasher-safe, because you’ve scrubbed enough today. Lead- and BPA-free, so the only thing you need to worry about is what the neighbors think.
Give it to the garden-obsessed friend who gets it, or keep it for yourself as a gentle reminder that you’re making the world more beautiful — one legally acceptable rage outlet at a time.
Available in 11oz (your everyday pour), 15oz (for the long garden days), and 20oz (for when a week of recovery hasn’t even started and you need backup). You’ve earned it.